Handmade horses
"Mother," said a little boy after coming from a walk. "I've seen a man who
makes horses." "Are you sure?" asked his mother. "Yes," he replied. "He had a
horse nearly finished. When I saw him, he was just nailing on his feet."

Mane difference
A farmer couldn't tell his two horses apart, so he tried cutting the tail off
one horse. This was no good because the tail grew right back. Then he cut the
mane off the other horse. This didn't work either, because the mane grew
back. Finally he measured them and found that the white horse was two inches
taller than the black horse.

Last words
There was a preacher who was trying to sell his horse. A man stopped by to
see how the horse rode. The preacher told the man that instead of saying,
“go,” say, “praise the Lord,” and instead of saying, “stop,” say,
“amen.”
So the man got on the horse and said, “praise the Lord,” and the horse
started to walk. The man then said, “praise the Lord,” again and the horse
started to trot. Suddenly a cliff appeared. The man said, “amen.” The horse
stopped right before they fell off. The man put his hand on his forehead and
then said, ”Praise the Lord.”