10. They take up less room in the bed and rarely steal your blanket! 9. Your cat won't care if you have another cat on the side! 8. If you put on 10 lbs, your cat won't care! 7. Your cat will never make you sit through a boring football game while he gets drunk with his friends! 6. Cats don't care how you look in the morning and will kiss you even when you have bad breath! 5. Your cat will never leave you for a cat 20 years younger than you! 4. Chances are, your cat won't have a mid life crisis and run out and buy a sports car! 3. Cats are cleaner, smell better and never leave their shoes in the middle of the floor for you to trip on! 2. Cats never tell you your butt looks big in that dress! 1. If they get too horny, you can have them neutered! Chanda Cats leave paw prints on your heart, But Bengals leave love spots on your soul! http://www.zazzle.com/kaidyns_mom |