Every day millions of millionsfish share inadequate housing in "feeder guppy" tanks across the aquarium world. They are devalued, commoditized at the rate of one dozen guppies per dollar, and often fed by hobbyists to grumpy oscars and uppity arowannas.

The Feeder Guppy Rescue League is devoted to the cause of transplanting feeders, culls, and wild guppies from these third world tank conditions into vibrant new homes in modern, well-kept aquariums. Testimonials about the way in which formerly servile, drab guppies grow into generation upon generation of wildly varying incredible colors will help fuel the passion with which our group will be organized.

Our rallying calls with be simple--better a live guppy than a fed oscar, better corals in the ocean than dying in a dental office aquarium, and what's so funny 'bout peace, love and unpredictable color? Join us, help us, and save those guppies from certain digestion! By the way, we're all far too focused on saving guppies to read much spam, so we'll delete it when we find it, and never read it when it's there.