Emperor Penguin<br><br><br> Emperor penguins are the largest of all penguins, growing to a metre in height and weighing up to 30 kilograms. They are easily ...
Hello fellow penguin fans! I am currently writing a book about penguins. It will be an informatinve book, as well as a humourous one, so if any of you have any...
THE DEFINITIVE PENGUIN JOKE<br><br><br>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br><br>A man was walking down the...
On the Internet, we noticed this delightful tale from one Doug White: "I was once told a wonderful story about penguins in Antarctica. I worked for awhile at...
PENGUINS NOT ON NOAH'S ARK<br><br>After much debate and discussion, an unprecedented coalition of religious groups have come to the conclusion that penguins ...
The most definitive piece of penguin<br>music of the late twentieth century<br>belongs to Lyle Lovett. I quote it in full. <br><br>I Go for Penguins ...
Your added link doesn`t work. Is this the right address? <a href=http://members.tripod.de/pingulein target=new>http://members.tripod.de/pingulein</a>...
You don't have to collect them to join in, but if you do then share your collection. Otherwise, feel free to talk about the world's cutest bird. Please!!!!!...
Common Misconceptions about Penguins:<br><br>-Penguins are Fish <br>-Penguins are Mammals <br>-Penguins have fur <br>We often hear remarks like these, we ...
I adopted a African Blackfoot at the Fort Worth Zoo. Now, whenever my youngest daughter comes for a visit, she wants to go and visit her little brother.<br>By...
Falling penguins theory dismissed <br><br>South African penguin experts have dismissed a suggestion that the flightless birds fall over backwards when watching...
Little Penguin is lost in the Arctic Circle. <br>He finds Mr. Walrus sitting on an ice floe. "Little Penguin, you must get in the water and swim south. You're ...
On the beautiful northwest coast of Tasmania sits the picturesque town of Penguin. The town was founded in 1875 and was named for the Fairy Penguiin, which ...
Penguins having a hard time again<br><a href=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/et?ac=004971002935598&rtmo=kC17Y1Jp&atmo=rrrrrrrq&pg=/et/01/5/10/npeng10.html...
Hi to all you fellow-penguin lovers:)<br><br>I have just joined this club and already love it, as it seems active and interesting, and is about penguins. I ...
Is it okay if I invite more people to join us in this club? It'd be great with more penguin-lovers to make an even more active club!<br><br>Pernille:)...
Hei/Davs Pernille!<br>Please invite as many as possible. Looking forward to read more funny stories about penguins.<br><br>Please - if possible - scan some of...
Hi! "Tak" for the answer, I will go and invite some more people to join us:)<br><br>Hope you enjoyed the Grand Prix/Eurovision Songcontest even if, ehem, ...
This sounds truely great... I always wanted to have my own penguin, but the idea of the poor little thing spending the rest of his life in my bathtub didn't...
I had a cuddly punk penguin called Pogo. But he was kidnapped in a night club. <br><br>He had a drink problem (his bill was stained red with wine and beer) but...
Once I saw something really neat! There were these penguins that were made out of JAWS! No, not the shark. I think they were like, bear jaws or something like...
Kidnapped in a nightclub, jeeze! Poor guy, let's just hope that his new owner treats him well;)<br><br>Some thing similar happened to one of my eh, cuddly ...
Bearjaws as penguins??? It does sound morbid, but also interesting - I just hope it was the jaw of a polarbear as the penguins then sort of got back at it, ha ...