you mean they are still lookin fur Earl?

Bunny Haven <BunsEverywhere@...> wrote:Dear Tide:


I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all
through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am
in
my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled
some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband
started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a
pain
in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his
blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket,
I
purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise
and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so
well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my
blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer
be considered suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going
through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you,
once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write
a letter to the Hefty bag people.



grace
and the herd

"Well behaved women rarely make history."

http://members.tripod.com/scbunnylover/Buckwheat/
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