IF DOGS COULD SPEAK.                                     'The leg might be broken, but I can still annoy the fluff out of you!'   'Mum said all I have to do is give you puppy eyes and you'll feed me. How'm I doin'...?'     'I don't get it. Where's the milk?!'     'Think you're good, huh? Just wait till I sneeze.'   'Therrrz no way that was [hiccup!] juzzt milk! [hiccup]!'   'If the puppy eyes don't work, use more conventional methods.'     'Welllll, I'm a Gemini.....aaaaaannnd I like long walks on the beach. Aaaaannnd I, like, LOVE tennis balls. ha ha ha' 'I'm not....[yawn]...tired, ok? I'm...just..... a little...sllleeepy......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz' 'Why are people so unkind?' 'BUT I DON'T WANNA GO...!!!! AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh'   'I'd better be getting paid overtime for this.' 'Ahhh! A mouse!! Quick...on the chair!' 'Rrrrr....like a tiger. Rrrrrrr' 'What?! I didn't.....I....I was just thirsty.' 'Go on - tickle me. You know you wanna.'   'Hey, did you take my Old Spice?? No, seriously....'   'Why did I eat so many cookies. Why?!' 'Weeeeeee!!!'   'He he he. I went through your bag, man, and I found this little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it. Awesome. He he he.' ''Sup, Shorty?! You bangin' tonight?'   'Kid....you're asking the wrong guy.'' 'You'd think that looking like a panda I would get a bit more attention around here. Hello....? Pat me please. Hellooooo??'   'Wasssup!!'   'Bread. You're seriously giving me bread...?' '[sniff sniff]....why don't they want [sniff] to play with me??' 'Why get a Tea-cup Chiuawa when .....     .....you can get a Beer-mug Chiuawa??!'