A tall figure stood in the darkness nearby, peering from behind the tree. Although not holding his arms out like Frankenstien, he nonetheless bore a certain...
The tall, dark, but not--too--handsome man proceeded to the site of the groundhog's hole, which he found without too much trouble, evidently being used to...
"Egoodgads!" shrieked the Frankenstienien monster, "my evil mad scheme is undone!" and before he could so much as exclaim "Ronald McDonald" or "Tomtittot", the...
"You're really in for it now!" The Frankenstienien Monster told the Little Black Duck, who was in the process of being strapped to a creepy coffin by the...
"Don't worry, the evil mad plans I have for you are an improvement over anything else anyone ever thought of," said the Frankenstienien Monster. "I may just...
"No, I'm the Frankenstienien monster," said the afforementioned horror. "Nobody else would take the job," his kid sidekick explained. "I still think you can't...
"I know," said the Frankenstienien Monster, "I'll light a match. That way, there will be more light so the people can see my monstrous activities." "You could...
"Gee, Touche," said the Good Fairy, "It's tough to be all sweetness and light in the dark. Of course, if my boyfriend were here, it would be all different." ...
When Touche' came to, he found himself tied to a log in a concrete tomb, complete with coffin, which for some reason had a duck tied to it. By what little...
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"What black gas?" asked Touche. "It's my own invention, of which I'm extraordinarily proud," said the Frankenstienien monster. "It was mentioned in H.G....
"And two of what you call 'people' are animals!" the kid continued. "Listen, Ebony, you can be replaced," the Frankenstienien Monster threatened. "Oh no I...
Happy Valentine's Day from the club, Good Fairy kisses to the boys and Bebop kisses to the girls. Or Touche' Turtle kisses if they prefer. - the living Good...
"Now that I'm sure that I have people to see what I do," the Frankenstienien monster said, looking somewhat doubtfully at Touche' Turtle, Dumm--Dumm, and even...
"No, I'm the Frankenstienien Monster," said the afforementioned one. "I hate everybody, so I don't give out valentines, unless I can figure a way to make them...
"Gee Touche," said Dumm--Dumm, "I don't see how anyone could hate her, she's so pretty." "Nobody's supposed to hate anybody," the heroic turtle stated. The...
"Now," the Frankenstienien monster said, turning back to his hapless captives, "you will be priviledged to see a sight unseen by any other!" "Duh, I think I'd...
"But that's just the point!" said the Frankenstienien Monster. "Everyone should give themselves over to the dark side, thinking dark thoughts, doing dark...
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Actually I was thinking of the "dark" comic book business, but it amounts to the same thing. The Frankenstienien Monster also seems to have turned into "The...
The Frankenstienien Monster looked at the Good Fairy again, and tried to think dark thoughts about her. You would have thought it would be easy for him,...
"Ugh," said the Good Fairy, "That's disgusting!" "Yeah," said Dumm--Dumm. "I'll show you," said the Frankenstienien Monster, "I'll show you all! Even you who...
"I'll show you that crime does not pay," said Touche'. The Frankenstienien Monster said nothing, but turned to his former assistant, who he tied to a log....
The Frankenstienien monster went over to one of the walls and swept aside a moth--eaten cruddy curtain to reveal some cobweb--bedecked controls topped by a...
"And now," said the Frankenstienien Monster, "I'm gonna send the Little Black Duck on a one--way trip to glory?" "What's the big idea?" asked the Little Black...
The Good Fairy turned to the Little Black Duck, a pleading look in her eyes. "Surely, you ain't gonna blow out the sun?" she asked him. The Little Black Duck's...
"But you can't blow out the sun!" Touche Turtle said. If only he could manage to get a grip on his magic sword, he'd be able to cut himself loose. He struggled...
The Frankenstienien Monster thought of what everyone would be missing if they couldn't see the Good Fairy, and tried to tell her that he was glad they wouldn't...
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"Those who would build a monument to evil will end up serving time in a monument to justice," warned Touche' Turtle. The Frankenstienien Monster made some...