"Gee, I thought somehow we'd missed Easter," Dumm--Dumm said. "My boyfriend was filling in for the rabbit when he didn't show up, and then disappeared...
Just then, another girl walked into the office. A shorter girl, and a brunette. "Am I glad to see you!" she said to Touche', enthusiastically. "Somebody stole...
"Somebody stole Charlie Brown!" cried the Little Red--Headed Girl, bursting into the room. "Is he your boyfriend?" asked Touche'. "I should say not!" said the...
"What do you mean?" asked the Little Red--Headed Girl. "Our boyfriends got stolen and so we came here to report it, but when you show up reporting that Charlie...
"It's ok if this case isn't just like the other two disappearances," Touche' said. "And it may even form some sort of a pattern that we haven't even discovered...
"Ah, but you won't be able to stop me!" said the Judge, now a gigantic sea monster, as he floated in the ocean miles away. As for how he was able to overhear...
"Darn Old Roachbugs!" exclaimed the Judge, being bugged by the bugs again. The bugs knew that Touche, Dumm--Dumm, and the girls had left the office, but were...
As a matter of fact, the Good Fairy was chewing gum again. It was the same gum she'd been chewing last night. She was too scotch to throw the stuff away. That,...
The Good Fairy happened to be at the sea shore. Like Lassieturtle, she had decided to go for a swim, although for different reasons. Since she was a bathing...
As the Good Fairy neared the ocean, a weird guy ran past, kicking sand in the faces of the old witch and one of her friends, an older guy with a mustache....
Meanwhile, Touche' Turtle and Dumm--Dumm Dog had gone with the three girls to investigate the strange case of the vanishing boyfriends, only they couldn't...
"Well, I'll just put them on myself, then," said the Colorful Coleen. "Things always look so much better through them when I wear them. Even you," she said,...
"That's OK, Touche'," said Coleen,"We never mean anything when we insult each other. Or at least, I don't. I'm not so sure about her." "Oh, I never mean...
"I would never insult anyone with the idea that it showed them I liked them," said the Little Red--Headed Girl. "If I was to start doing that, think of how...
"Maybe we could fix her up with someone," suggested Amanda. "Then he could fall victim to the mystery. That way, she wouldn't have to be left out!" "That's a...
"Duh, I can't figure it all out myself," said Dumm--Dumm Dog. "It's too much of a mystery for me." "Don't worry," Touche told him. "We'll get this thing...
"Duh, it is a haunted house!" said Dumm--Dumm in surprise. Since he was able to follow the scent of the missing Mr. Bunny, he had been able to lead them to...
SLAM! The door slammed shut as if by itself, although actually it was the work of a sneaky old Chinaman, who had his own ideas about the direction this story...
As the truck raced down the street, the Chinaman in the driver's seat began to sing a song of his greatness and of the wonderful work he did. He sang, "Sing...
After a long and bumpy ride, Chan pulled up at the seashore, where he was greeted by three of the dumb kids he'd mentioned in his song. They were fans of the...
Chan quickly set the three to taking down the folding panels from the sides of his truck and reassembling them to construct a little building with a sign on it...
BTW, "marvelous" here IS the key gag, but I doubt if anyone other than me would catch this; I shall leave it up to Benny how he shall continue with this, I ...
I don't know if the other members would know if I was talking about Marvel comics or not, but that's why the charachter is "Chan" and he runs down Kirby and...
I could see that "Chan " was really "Stan", I just thought I should drop a hint! ... __________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Mobile Take Yahoo! Mail...
The Good Fairy came back from swimming with the dolphins and fighting the sea sealies ( who wanted their furs back ) to see three of her fans standing around a...
The fans of the Good Fairy mad additional noises of appreciation as the other girls came into view. Evidently they were more than willing to be fans of others...
"Be my guest," said the Good Fairy, offering the Little Red--Headed girl an old apple she'd produced seemingly from nowhere. "Gee, thanks!" the Little...
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