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1115
"Duh, it is a haunted house!" said Dumm--Dumm in surprise. Since he was able to follow the scent of the missing Mr. Bunny, he had been able to lead them to...
bennydrinnon
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May 4, 2005
6:04 pm
1116
SLAM! The door slammed shut as if by itself, although actually it was the work of a sneaky old Chinaman, who had his own ideas about the direction this story...
bennydrinnon
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May 5, 2005
6:32 pm
1117
"The door's stuck!" said Touche. "Duh, maybe that's to keep salesmen out," offered Dumm--Dumm Dog. "Don't keep any good--looking ones out," entreated the...
bennydrinnon
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May 6, 2005
5:22 pm
1118
As the truck raced down the street, the Chinaman in the driver's seat began to sing a song of his greatness and of the wonderful work he did. He sang, "Sing...
bennydrinnon
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May 7, 2005
4:23 pm
1119
After a long and bumpy ride, Chan pulled up at the seashore, where he was greeted by three of the dumb kids he'd mentioned in his song. They were fans of the...
bennydrinnon
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May 9, 2005
5:36 pm
1120
Chan quickly set the three to taking down the folding panels from the sides of his truck and reassembling them to construct a little building with a sign on it...
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May 11, 2005
5:16 pm
1121
BTW, "marvelous" here IS the key gag, but I doubt if anyone other than me would catch this; I shall leave it up to Benny how he shall continue with this, I ...
dale drinnon
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May 12, 2005
3:20 pm
1122
I don't know if the other members would know if I was talking about Marvel comics or not, but that's why the charachter is "Chan" and he runs down Kirby and...
bennydrinnon
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May 12, 2005
6:35 pm
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May 13, 2005
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1124
I could see that "Chan " was really "Stan", I just thought I should drop a hint! ... __________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Mobile Take Yahoo! Mail...
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May 13, 2005
3:12 pm
1125
The Good Fairy came back from swimming with the dolphins and fighting the sea sealies ( who wanted their furs back ) to see three of her fans standing around a...
bennydrinnon
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May 14, 2005
7:05 pm
1126
The fans of the Good Fairy mad additional noises of appreciation as the other girls came into view. Evidently they were more than willing to be fans of others...
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May 16, 2005
6:04 pm
1127
"Be my guest," said the Good Fairy, offering the Little Red--Headed girl an old apple she'd produced seemingly from nowhere. "Gee, thanks!" the Little...
bennydrinnon
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May 18, 2005
4:59 pm
1128
"That isn't really any way to act!" Touche' pointed out. But the fans paid no attention. They were too engrossed in their new idol, the Little Red--Headed...
bennydrinnon
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May 20, 2005
6:42 pm
1129
"We're all your loyal and true fans, devoted to you for ever and ever!" the three dumb kids chorused. "But I don't want you to be devoted to me for ever and...
bennydrinnon
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May 21, 2005
5:44 pm
1130
The three donkey fans of whom the Good Fairy spoke were still on the magic island, but now they were working on a new project, which nobody else knew about,...
bennydrinnon
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May 23, 2005
4:55 pm
1131
Then, as if their previous donkeyplay ( it wasn't horseplay, because they weren't horses ) wasn't enough, one of the donkeys backed up until he was next to the...
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May 24, 2005
6:22 pm
1132
"Of course, they wouldn't be donkeys if they weren't so darn stupid!" said the Good Fairy. "And that just goes to show you," said Touche', "that being stupid...
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May 26, 2005
4:49 pm
1133
"I know a little about that subject too, being a blonde," said the Good Fairy. "How is that?" asked Touche'. "Blondes have more dumb," she told him with a...
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May 27, 2005
5:00 pm
1134
Happy Memorial Day from the Tortoise's Hell Society. This message is sent to you by the three donkified fans on the magic island, who don't have anything...
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May 31, 2005
4:30 pm
1135
"Aren't your fans good for anything at all?" Touche' asked the Good Fairy. "Oh, I could put on a swell dance with them, only it seems they won't allow it in...
bennydrinnon
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Jun 1, 2005
5:31 pm
1136
"I mean the three guys that idolize you so," Touche' said. "Oh, sure," the Good Fairy said. "Those guys are the best gofers I ever had." "Duh, they don't look...
bennydrinnon
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Jun 2, 2005
5:50 pm
1137
If only those guys would be capable of doing really useful work like that, they might even be able to make something of themselves! ... ...
dale drinnon
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Jun 3, 2005
3:12 pm
1138
Plus which if they could live off roots and stuff like that, they wouldn't have to live off of handouts. - the living Good Fairy fan ( but not the one she...
bennydrinnon
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Jun 3, 2005
6:16 pm
1139
"Gee, I never thought of having them do stuff like that," the Good Fairy said. "They just go for candy and cookies and pie and cake and ice cream and stuff,...
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Jun 7, 2005
4:54 pm
1140
"I told you that was the way to diet," the Colorful Coleen said to the Amazing Amanda. Back inside his hideout, which he had converted into a Chinese Laundry,...
bennydrinnon
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Jun 10, 2005
6:03 pm
1141
While he waited, Chan ate candy and cookies and cake and pie and ice cream. It wasn't his usual diet, but who was he to argue with the Good Fairy's success?...
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Jun 13, 2005
5:29 pm
1142
"I haven't been able to find any clues in the truck we were brought here in," said Touche. "It ought to be examined by experts. They might be able to find...
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Jun 14, 2005
5:29 pm
1143
The three fans of the Good Fairy rushed to the truck as soon as they heard what she said, running into the door and knocking their heads together in their...
bennydrinnon
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Jun 15, 2005
5:45 pm
1144
"Spread out!" the Good Fairy told her fans, slapping all three at once. "You can't run over no time because there isn't any, besides which, you haven't gone...
bennydrinnon
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Jun 16, 2005
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