"We got our clothes all dirty, and we need them cleaned while we wait," the Amazing Amanda told the proprieter of the Chinese Laundry. "Right away," added the...
"My clothes got dirty, and I need them cleaned!" said the Darling Dee, entering the place suddenly. "I won't stand for them being dirty!" "Mine too!" said the...
On the way to the Police Station, the Good Fairy's fans suddenly realized that they'd neglected to celebrate the 4th of July. "I'm not going to miss out on the...
"Has anybody got a match?" asked the Good Fairy, who had picked up some fireworks from a convenient display. "Those are for sale," Chan the Chinaman told her....
"It's another massacre!" screeched the Good Fairy. "And I didn't even bring my gun!" said the Amazing Amanda. "Neither did I," said the Good Fairy. "My top's...
"What's going on back there?" demanded Chan the Chinaman. "I was just going back here to change out of my clothes, and then I found two of the missing...
-Please note tortoises are not very good swimmers & should not be in water over their heads. They do not have web feet & therefore should not be left in water...
"Why were you two in the back room?" Touche' asked Bebop and Charlie Brown. "Yes, why?" asked Chan. Charlie Brown's puny chest swelled with pride. "We're...
"What I want to know," said the Darling Dee, "is who wrote this note signed by 'a democrat' that said I should come here. I thought maybe it was from my...
"That note could be part of the mystery!" declared Bebop. "Does he know how to write?" The doubtful Dee asked Touche. "He thinks he does," said the heroic...
"Sure I can write!" said Bebop, whipping out a pencil and a piece of paper that had seen better days before he'd gotten a hold of it. "See?" The Darling Dee...
"Maybe the Little Red--Headed girl left me a note under a rock!" Charlie Brown said, excitedly. "No, when I threw it at you, I didn't think any other message...
Since Charlie Brown and Bebop had been extricated from the dressing room, the girls retired to it and passed their dirty clothes out to the Good Fairy, who...
I think that when somebody else switched the clothes again, he forgot to make any kind of explanation in his agonized astonishment. If that hadn't happened, he...
"Gee, that washer's all full of Viking stuff!" the Good Fairy said. "Duh, it is!" agreed Dumm--Dumm. Touche' wondered who could have switched the clothes. He...
Suddenly, Touche's Super Turtle vision spotted something in the bottom of the washer under all the clothes. It was his magic sword! "I wonder how that got in...
But then, Chan reflected, it might be just as well for Touche' to have his sword back, since everyone was apparently going to be Vikings now instead of Ninjas....
"Our magnificent plot is coming off perfectly!" a voice said, somewhere in the darkness. "They don't have an inkling as to what's going on," said another. ...
Touche' didn't quite understand what was different at first, he just felt it with his superturtle sense. "Something's wrong," he told the others. "I can't...
The Lovable Loretta entered the room, bearing a note. "My Lovable sense told me to go look under a rock outside, where I found this note," she said, wrinkling...
"It says the Viking ship is tied up in the harbor and it's all ready for us," continued the Lovable Loretta. "The voyage will be fraught with perils, but being...
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"They must have got lost because they were trying to be Vikings and didn't know how," the Good Fairy observed. "Duh, I don't know how to be a Viking, either,"...
"Besides, the magic island's where my most devoted fans are," said the Good Fairy, "and they'll sense me coming. Good thing, too, 'cause it's the only sense...
"They'll never take us along on their voyage," complained Charlie Brown. "Why should that stop us?" Bebop said. Nobody else was paying any attention to them at...
"The writing in this note is the same as in the one they sent me that said to come to this place," the Darling Dee decided, handing the note back to the...
Of course if you should ask Chan in the future, he WOULD insist that it HAD been his idea in the first place, that is just like him! BTW, Chan could really ...
I think the inscrutable business is another thing that Chan aspires to, but doesn't live up to, along with being mysterious and ingenious and stuff like that....
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