"Maybe we should asassinate Shirley Temple again in order to assure that the Good Fairy shall become Queen of Heaven," one of the donkeys said. "Good idea,"...
No,no no,you donkeys,it won't work if you shoot the SCREEN!! Don't you guys know anything? ... ____________________________________________________ Start your...
But all that the dumb donkeys had done was to shoot suction--cup darts at the screen, and this time the darts didn't even stick, because the screen they were...
And with that, the donkeys began running wildly around the confines of the small room, loudly going "Hee--haw! Hee--haw! Hee--haw!", kicking at anything handy,...
The scene of the Viking ship no longer had the stupid donkeys sitting in front of it to block part of the view and make insulting remarks to annoy the...
"There's only one problem," said the Amazing Amanda, "you painted over the Viking ship's name now, so now we don't even know what name it has." "I'll fix...
"Aiieeeee--haw!" screeched the donkeys in the darkness. They were unable to see their magic screen in the dark ( that was how stupid the whole thing was, it...
"When are we going to sneak aboard?" asked Charlie Brown, who was being swept along behind the Viking ship by the mysterious current. "As soon as we catch up...
Meanwhile, on board the Viking ship, nobody was thinking about what might be behind them as they were all looking ahead. The Magic Island was now coming into...
"We might get there even faster than that," the Good Fairy said. "This ship is going faster and faster every minute!" "Duh, I hope we don't get in a wreck,"...
"How are we going to get on board that ship?" Charlie Brown asked Bebop. "The sneaky way," said Bebop. "What else?" and so saying, Bebop seized a passing...
"Eek! We sprang a leak!" cried the Colorful Coleen. "My bathing suit will get wet!" cried the Good Fairy. "Don't worry, you're not wearing it," said Touche'...
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Bebop and Charlie Brown had managed to climb in their hole in the ship on one side, and Chan in his hole on the other, before anyone had noticed. "We're all...
The ship sank quickly, the water rising nearly to their necks. Charlie Brown was having a tough time of it till Bebop yanked him up by his hair. "Now see what...
The Viking ship settled on the bottom and stopped sinking. For the moment, no one was in any immediate danger of drowning. "Don't worry!" said Chan, "The...
"And what, pray tell, are you going to save us from?" the Good Fairy asked Chan. Chan considered for a moment. His adventures usually had some sort of dire...
Suddenly, as if by magic ( and it probably was, since it was a magic whirlpool and a magic island ) the whirlpool became visible. "EEEK!" screeched all the...
"I know," Chan decided, "it will be another typical Chan triumph against impossible odds, with great success coming only after incredible suffering and the...
"But she ain't the main girl in this story," said the Good Fairy, "she ain't hardly even been in it." "Besides, getting killed might hurt," said Dumm--Dumm. ...
Touche' Turtle would have objected, too, but he'd noticed something with his super--turtle vision that the others had missed. The Viking ship was slowly being...
"Wheeee!" said the Good Fairy as the Viking ship whooshed through the waves onto the shore. "Duh, we made it!" said Dumm--Dumm. "And I didn't even have to get...
"Duh, now that you're awake, rat, you can explain," said Dumm--Dumm. The Rat blinked ratty eyes. "Explain what?" he said. "The note said you was very important...
"It did," Touche said, leaping heroically back onto the deck. "Now we're going to find out what this is all about!" said Chan, excitedly. He couldn't wait to...
"I know," said the Rat, big tears welling up in his eyes and starting to stream down his face, "drink has ruined my life! It's a tragedy!" "At least you admit...
"Then we'll just have to find out what it is that we're supposed to know," said Touche, "along with whatever else we find out about whatever's been going on...
They found nothing on the beach but sand, so they went inland, where they found fantastic--looking vegetation that was totally unlike anything they'd seen...
Suddenly, from behind some weird vegetation stepped some villianous-- looking miscreants who were supposed to have been turned to donkeys by the magic island,...