Touche' Turtle would have objected, too, but he'd noticed something with his super--turtle vision that the others had missed. The Viking ship was slowly being...
"Wheeee!" said the Good Fairy as the Viking ship whooshed through the waves onto the shore. "Duh, we made it!" said Dumm--Dumm. "And I didn't even have to get...
"Duh, now that you're awake, rat, you can explain," said Dumm--Dumm. The Rat blinked ratty eyes. "Explain what?" he said. "The note said you was very important...
"It did," Touche said, leaping heroically back onto the deck. "Now we're going to find out what this is all about!" said Chan, excitedly. He couldn't wait to...
"I know," said the Rat, big tears welling up in his eyes and starting to stream down his face, "drink has ruined my life! It's a tragedy!" "At least you admit...
"Then we'll just have to find out what it is that we're supposed to know," said Touche, "along with whatever else we find out about whatever's been going on...
They found nothing on the beach but sand, so they went inland, where they found fantastic--looking vegetation that was totally unlike anything they'd seen...
Suddenly, from behind some weird vegetation stepped some villianous-- looking miscreants who were supposed to have been turned to donkeys by the magic island,...
"That's just what we had in mind!" said the leader of the villianous-- looking crew. "There's only one problem," said Touche' Turtle. "What's that?" said the...
"Script?" asked the Good Fairy. "What script? I didn't get none." "Me neither," said the Little Red--headed girl. "All our fights go according to a script,"...
Keep the chains on 'em, maybe we can make 'em row us back home again! ... __________________________________ Yahoo! Mail - PC Magazine Editors' Choice 2005 ...
"Just wait till they find out what's in store for them on the island!" the leader of the uncouth ruffians chortled to his bad companions as Touche' Turtle and...
"I think jungle island paradises are just thrilling!" said the Colorful Coleen. "I think they're just peachy!" said the Little Red--Headed Girl. "And...
"Was that a rat I saw?" asked the lovable Loretta. "More of a mouse," said the Good Fairy. "It was a shrew," Touche' Turtle told them. Then the Rat remembered-...
The rat remembered now that the killer shrews were supposed to run around eating everybody else up, having ferocious appetites since they were shrews. He...
"Arrrggggaaarrrraaaatttt!" growled the rat, launching himself at everyone else. SPLAT! He missed and crashed headfirst into a tree! The tree broke and fell...
But the rat was convinced he was a killer shrew and paid Touche no heed. That way he could squirrel it away for a rainy day, the rat reflected, only he was a...
"No, no!" said Chan. "You're not doing it in the might marvel manner! How can I ever sell comic books if you don't walk about with your feet four feet apart...
Probably it was because drinking had dulled his ratty mind, but the rat decided to give Chan's advice a try. "Ugh! This walking around with your feet four feet...
"Well, my adventures don't have same emphasis," Touche' said. "Usually the monsters move about in a more or less ordinairy manner till I defeat them and save...
"Do you mean that now you'll give up this crazy business of being a 'killer shrew'?" asked Touche. "No," said the rat. "It means that now it will be eversomuch...
Touche' Turtle and all his friends sat down to Thanksgiving dinner, which was out of sequence with the rest of the story, but somehow this didn't seem to...
"Grrrraaaaatttt!" growled the rat, lumbering menacingly towards Touche and his friends again, believing himself to be a "killer shrew". "Now I know where I've...
Suddenly, somewhere behind them in the odd multi--colored woods, a twig snapped! "What was that?" asked Dumm--Dumm Dog. "I don't know," said Touche. "Maybe...
"No," a small, weak, mild--mannered voice said as the puppy dog stepped out into view, "it's - WILD DOG!" As he spoke the last two words, the puppy dog's voice...
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