"Was that a rat I saw?" asked the lovable Loretta. "More of a mouse," said the Good Fairy. "It was a shrew," Touche' Turtle told them. Then the Rat remembered-...
The rat remembered now that the killer shrews were supposed to run around eating everybody else up, having ferocious appetites since they were shrews. He...
"Arrrggggaaarrrraaaatttt!" growled the rat, launching himself at everyone else. SPLAT! He missed and crashed headfirst into a tree! The tree broke and fell...
But the rat was convinced he was a killer shrew and paid Touche no heed. That way he could squirrel it away for a rainy day, the rat reflected, only he was a...
"No, no!" said Chan. "You're not doing it in the might marvel manner! How can I ever sell comic books if you don't walk about with your feet four feet apart...
Probably it was because drinking had dulled his ratty mind, but the rat decided to give Chan's advice a try. "Ugh! This walking around with your feet four feet...
"Well, my adventures don't have same emphasis," Touche' said. "Usually the monsters move about in a more or less ordinairy manner till I defeat them and save...
"Do you mean that now you'll give up this crazy business of being a 'killer shrew'?" asked Touche. "No," said the rat. "It means that now it will be eversomuch...
Touche' Turtle and all his friends sat down to Thanksgiving dinner, which was out of sequence with the rest of the story, but somehow this didn't seem to...
"Grrrraaaaatttt!" growled the rat, lumbering menacingly towards Touche and his friends again, believing himself to be a "killer shrew". "Now I know where I've...
Suddenly, somewhere behind them in the odd multi--colored woods, a twig snapped! "What was that?" asked Dumm--Dumm Dog. "I don't know," said Touche. "Maybe...
"No," a small, weak, mild--mannered voice said as the puppy dog stepped out into view, "it's - WILD DOG!" As he spoke the last two words, the puppy dog's voice...
Now, this is not a big,muscular, impressive kind of dog like Dumm-Dumm; this is a puny, undersized puppy with a big round head and big sad eyes (albeit ...
Usually this little dog is the rat's sidekick in comics, but he also had his own stories where he was being "Wild Dog" and then he was the "hero", only it was...
"What makes you wild?" the rat asked, confused. "What makes me WILD?" replied the crazed little dog, a piece of business he'd lifted from somebody else's...
"I don't understand this whole 'Wild Dog' business," Touche' said. "Why are you saying you're a Wild Dog?" "The most dangerous animal in Africa isn't the lion,...
"Duh, what script?" asked Dumm--Dumm. "I didn't get none," said the Good Fairy. "I don't usually use a script myself," said Chan, "because I use something I...
"Well, the judge is supposed to be the main villian in this story," said Touche, "so if we missed him, we'd better go back and deal with him. Otherwise there'd...
"Hoppy New Year!" cried the rabbit, jumping up in front of everyone else suddenly and further disrupting continuity. "There you are, you rascal!" said his...
Chan hastily hustled the two rabbits offstage, their departure being followed by the sound of fisticuffs. When Chan came back onto the scene, his clothes were...
"What's this fighting about?" demanded Touche. "He's interfering with the plan of Chan!" complained the planner of Chandom. "And he's interfering with the plan...
"Not any more!" the guy in the third row loudly proclaimed. "It got to where I was mad as _ _ _ _ and decided not to take it any more!" "Sounds familiar," said...
"Stop stealing my stuff!" said the puppy dog, angrily. His tiny eyes blazed more fiercely than ever. "Can't make me!" cried the guy in the third row, sticking...
"You two stop it this instant!" insisted the Darling Dee. "I think you're disgusting!" "And you're not even being disgusting in the mighty marvelous manner," ...
"I'll have to run around the world faster than light to go back in time and return to the scene of the oversight," Touche' said. "I think that's the way...
"Now you're doing something in the mighty marvelous manner!" Chan exclaimed in delight, or perhaps faster than delight, as a result of some relativistic...
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