"This isn't working out the way I want!" complained the masked mystery villian in his secret hideout, wherever it was. "Bebop didn't even stay buried! Bebop...
Somewhere on the magic island, a trapdoor opened by remote control, and a horseshoe magnet was extended upwards, pointing towards our heroes. "Aha!" cried the...
Simultaneously and in a different environmental biome, AND in a different time, place, and alternate universe, Weebee was peering into the Devil Horse"s Magic...
"Duh," said Dumm--Dumm, "Something happened to the big bobby pins Tessie Turtle was playing with!" Strange purple rays had latched onto the bobby pins and...
"Rooaaarrr!" roared the now gigantic Tessie Turtle, stomping about and smashing things, and still carrying Touche' Turtle all the while. "Stop, Tessie, Stop!"...
"Methinks I'll climb yonder skyscraper like King Kong," said the gigantic Tessie Turtle in an aside to the audience. "Tessie! You spoke!" said Touche' Turtle,...
"Look!" said the Bebop, "the giant turtle's going towards the Empire State Building!" "She's going to climb it," said the Lovely Rita. "How do you know?" asked...
"The main female charachter will be killed!" chortled Chan evily. "I'll sell a million comic books! I'll make a million yen! I hope that's a lot in dollars,...
"Stop, Tessie!" cried Touche' as his now--gigantic girlfriend began to climb up the side of the Empire State Building. "I don't think this is a good idea!" ...
The rabbit poked his head out from behind some bushes and started throwing eggs at everybody. "Hoppy Easter!" he cried. "Oh, horrors!" wailed the donkeys in...
"Looks like it's up to me to save the universe!" said the Rabbit, having decided he'd found a good thing and then having decided it was even more important...
"What's that?" cried Chan from atop the Empire State Building, "The Rabbit saving the universe? I'll go him one better and conquer the universe!" and with...
Deep within the dismal depths of the haunted swamp, the hermit heard his name mentioned, because his ears burned. "Old Swampy don't like to be outdone. Hur ...
Chan now somehow appeared next to the rat, who was lying down in a ditch, having had too much to drink again. "Perfect!" said Chan, quoting a script, which may...
The Beautiful Verna and Timmy had both taken off in their planes, as a matter of fact, and were soaring off to do battle with the titanic Tessie Turtle, now...
The Beautiful Verna dived at the titanic Tessie Turtle with machine-- guns blazing, then as she pulled up, Timmy opened fire with a machine-- gun from the rear...
In the meantime, Sumo-Liz Was getting geared up and began scaling the Empire State building herself. Miscalculation there, Liz-s powers depended on making...
IN another part of the island, the Viking Women were being marched up to a large glass painting of a midieval castle . Behind the Castle was a large (but still...
Again and again the old biplanes dived with blazing guns at the monster atop the Empire State Building. It was like a scene from an old movie. It was a scene...
Suddenly, the motor in The Beautiful Verna's biplane sputtered to a hault! "We're out of gas!" cried the tiny Timmy from the rear cockpit. "Not those guys,"...
The beautiful Verna dived her plane at the monster again ( it now appeared to be King Kong from the original movie, through the miracle of sloppy editing, or...
Captain Kirk looked out of the window next to his seat, having somehow switched aircraft. He was now in an airliner. But that didn't seem to bother him. What...
Meanwhile, Redbeard's SHIP was circling around with the airplanes, the Starship enterprise and the USS Enterprise, somehow also suspended in mid-air, and all ...
Captain Kirk was worried. This was serious. He took a crayon and crossed out "Touche's Story" on his computer screen and wrote in "Kirk's story" over it....
"Whew!" said the little red-haired girl from where she was otherwise in the story "somehow I can see by my little-redhaired sense that I just got out of a ...
But no sooner had the little red--headed girl stewardess left than the fan of the Beautiful Verna was back out on the wing again, tearing at the engine. Kirk...
"OHMYGOSH!" said Sulu from up in the starship, watching the screen, "That big Sumo lady is TOPLESS ", upon which he promptly fainted dead away. Somewhere in...
But Kirk need not have worried to much about his missing buddy ( adversary? ) out on the plane's wing, as the moment the little red-- headed girl had left, the...
Up in the Pirate SHIP, some of the crewmen were gazing on the scene unfolding with interest "Some babe, eh?" said Mister Profeele, leering bloodshotly at...
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