MEANWHILE and ELSEWHERE, again; Apocalyptica and Weed had started down a little dirt road the found headed inland, and after a while they came to a metallic...
"Barbara Ann Hillagaski, RN " said Apocalyptica. "Charmed, to be certain! I am programmed to answer to the name of 'Gort'" said the Robot. "Oh well, if you...
one minor thing that might bother somebody; "Redbeardexes" is what Benny calls "Daleks". It's an in-joke, but somebody else might not understand and think I...
Meanwhile, at the Viking longhouse, the Three Kims were asking just what the story about Weebee really was. "Weebee is a delusional guy I used to know that...
"I give up!" sputtered a voice from down the rabbithole, followed by a an arm that proceeded to wave a white flag. "Who's that?" asked the Lovable Loretta,...
"Hooray!" shouted three dumb kid fans of the Beautiful Verna, who were evidently Rabbit fans, besides. "The whole hole's filled with garbage!" explained the...
MEANWHILE, in another place and time, Apocalyptica and her comerades had succeeded in reviving Super Chicken and Fred, who were not too badly off for having...
Apocalyptica and the others waited until dark and continued on tp the refugee camp, which the robot had to point out to them, because to all practical...
Editorial comment; You may have a hard time keeping all the aliases straight, this bunch of guys has been on any number of Mission;Impossible type jobs for the...
"This is serious," said Kirk. "If all the girls look exactly alike, how can I tell which one is supposed to be my girlfriend in this adventure?" He couldn't...
Tessie Turtle and Sumo Liz came in, both wearing the same dress. Sulu saw Liz and promptly fainted. "Your hostess has said to let you have anything you want....
MEANWHILE, Weed, Apocalyptica, Gort, Science Woman, the Little Red-Haired Girl, Deadhead, Weena, Biff, Buster, Bunny, Henry Cabot Henhouse III, Fred and the ...
Lassie was there, too; I had inadvertantly neglected to mention. In fact, there was supposed to be a bit where Lassie and the chimp shook hands, introduced ...
"Now let's see who he really is!" declared Touche', yanking the mask off the masked mystery man and revealing him to be Pobeeb. "It's Pobeeb!" gasped Bebop, as...
"That would be Wild Dog", Pobeeb tried to correct himself. "I may be Wild, but you can't call me stupid either" said wild dog "OK, ummmm, some other Dog then"...
MEANWHILE, in the Viking longhouse, Vil-Ann, the Evil Mary Ann, was doing her thing again. "Believe it or not, your sister is here" she said to George...
MEANWHILE, Aboard the Enterprise, Redbeard was offering some afterdinner entertainment by juggling his Red Dragon kitana, wakisashi and tano all at the same ...
those are indeed Japanese swords, the ones on the rack in my room. (Benny is my brother and we live together) BTW, I am not good enough to juggle them really ...
MEANWHILE, The Viking women were gathered together, deliberating their next move. "I say we go ahead and save George's sister" said Audrey, "The more allies we...
For those who may be geographically inclined and have an atlas, Weed and Kitty came down in western Australia near Magnetic mountain, in goldmining territory,...
Minor typos, sorry; about ten lines down it needs to say "Second" team and "Subsequently" Darn these computers anyway! ... === message truncated === ...
"But you must admit, it was clever of me to throw everyone off track by pretending to be a prisoner of the donkeys, who were themselves prisoners of the donkey...
"SHUT YOUR *$#@!! MOUTHS!" a blonde in an aviatrix costume told the three fans, slapping the three across all their faces at once. "Hey!" said one of the fans....
MEANWHILE, the beautiful Verna and Timmy were flying in their airplane in the alternate reality as well (I'm sorry, I had forgotten to mention that !) "Where...
"AND" the Dark-dopple Kitty said "You will die in the full realization that I have what you wanted and could not have"looking Meaningfully at Johnny. "Small...
MEANWHILE, There was an immense crash in the air as the aircraft carrying Timmy and Verna collided with the Viking longhouse approaching dead-on in the...
"Hey!" shouted Touche', "you can't do that! This is a kid's story!" "You just can't please some people!" complained the Beautiful Verna. "But my costume's...