I mentioned some time ago that I had done a comparison of Marilyn to Tinkerbell: it is now in my first Touche in the Twilight album next to the Marilyn photo....
Hi all, I run a little advent calendar / christmas story each year that is about a Tortoise called TF. It started on the 1st so when you go to the link click...
New map illustrating unknown types of turtles reported as "monster" sightings. The most interesting one is an Archelon sort of big sea turtle reported as 9 to...
"The Good Fairy's in a jam!" said one of the fans. They were all so much alike, it doesn't really matter which one it was. "What'll we do now?" asked another,...
Almost overnight, clusters of three little green collection boxes appeared at shopping centers all over the place, labeled "Good Fairy Fan Club Collection...
"We're not taking in any money!" complained one of the fans. It was difficult to tell which, nor did it particularly seem to matter. They were so obsessed with...
"What do you mean, Touche's story?" asked one of the fans, it not mattering too much which. "He's not even here- it's our story!" "We should have brought booze...
"You guys out there may think it's 'Touche's Story', but it's not," sneered the mean old man. "Now that I'm here, it's my story! And there's not a thing any of...
"I'll take a leaf from their book," the mean old man decided, "the one they won't take back to the library, about the Grinch that stole Christmas! I'll just...
The mean old man went to his hideout and began making preparations for his mean old plan, which involved making a fake Santa Claus suit out of some old...
The fans had been working for days on their latest money-making scheme, but now it was finally over. They'd had no idea how difficult it would be when they...
It was the night before Christmas, and the mean old man started out in a one-horse sleigh that he had Lassie tow. It was a tough job, but Lassie could do it,...
"Merry Christmas!" the donkeys typed on their computer terminal in the donkey dungeon. One donkey was kicking wildly with his back legs and the other donkeys...
"Time for another insidious and evil scheme," said one of the donkeys ( it not mattering much which ) after the Good Fairy had left. "Great minds think alike,"...
"How will we do it?" asked one of the donkeys, it being none too clear even to the donkeys themselves which. "No ordinairy donkeys could do it," admitted the...
"Of course, we can only eat this stuff one way," said the donkey with the corn. "How?" asked the other two. They would have liked to have had cleverer ...
So the three donkeys stood on their heads and munched on the magic feed corn, which was not only uncooked and unappetizing, but hard to swallow in that...
The three donkeys soared through the night, something like Santa's reindeer in that they were flying, but less graceful in appearence in that they were still...
The three stupid donkeys flew on, braying stupidly and still upside- down. "I could go for some upside-down cake right about now," said one of the stupid...
"I can't wait till we get all the mistletoe and the Good Fairy's boyfriend neglects her and she starts spending all her time with us!" one of the stupid...
The three stupid donkeys flew along something like Santa's reindeer would have, only they didn't have a sleigh ( not even a garbage can now ), and they were...
The three stupid donkeys looked at each other sheepishly, even though they were donkeys. The whole thing had been a colossal waste of time and effort, and...
"We need more fans at once!" said one of the Good Fairy's fans after she had left. He was, of course, a stupid donkey. "How?" asked one of the other fans,...
The three stupid donkeys hurtled across seemingly infinite reaches of space and suddenly splatted into the ground with violent impact. Little cartoon stars...
I finally moved a lot of the story photo reference that had been in my files section to my photo album. I had not known how to do that before. This does open...
Little cartoon stars now orbited the heads of all involved, signifying that they had all recieved a significant beating. The three stupid donkeys stood up...
And with that, the three donkeys rose into the as one, or maybe four, since they had their potential candidate for Good Fairy fandom in tow, besides which,...
Suddenly, the three donkeys were back in their dungeon again, without any sort of sensible entrance. Their arrival was about as nonsensical as their departure,...
"You adore the Good Fairy!" shouted one of the stupid donkeys at the potential candiate for Good Fairy fandom that they had just Shanghaied, even though it was...
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