The three donkeys soared through the night, something like Santa's reindeer in that they were flying, but less graceful in appearence in that they were still...
The three stupid donkeys flew on, braying stupidly and still upside- down. "I could go for some upside-down cake right about now," said one of the stupid...
"I can't wait till we get all the mistletoe and the Good Fairy's boyfriend neglects her and she starts spending all her time with us!" one of the stupid...
The three stupid donkeys flew along something like Santa's reindeer would have, only they didn't have a sleigh ( not even a garbage can now ), and they were...
The three stupid donkeys looked at each other sheepishly, even though they were donkeys. The whole thing had been a colossal waste of time and effort, and...
"We need more fans at once!" said one of the Good Fairy's fans after she had left. He was, of course, a stupid donkey. "How?" asked one of the other fans,...
The three stupid donkeys hurtled across seemingly infinite reaches of space and suddenly splatted into the ground with violent impact. Little cartoon stars...
I finally moved a lot of the story photo reference that had been in my files section to my photo album. I had not known how to do that before. This does open...
Little cartoon stars now orbited the heads of all involved, signifying that they had all recieved a significant beating. The three stupid donkeys stood up...
And with that, the three donkeys rose into the as one, or maybe four, since they had their potential candidate for Good Fairy fandom in tow, besides which,...
Suddenly, the three donkeys were back in their dungeon again, without any sort of sensible entrance. Their arrival was about as nonsensical as their departure,...
"You adore the Good Fairy!" shouted one of the stupid donkeys at the potential candiate for Good Fairy fandom that they had just Shanghaied, even though it was...
"This isn't working out the way we planned," said one of the stupid donkeys. "We've got to win him over to our side," said one of the other stupid donkeys. "We...
"We'll have to try something else!" one of the stupid donkeys said. It wasn't important which, they were all alike. "If we don't, Good Fairy fandom may...
The Puppy Dog didn't understand it. He'd been on the magic island with his friends the Rat and Charley Brown and then, all of sudden, he was in a chamber of...
"See?" said the Puppy Dog, whacking the potential candidate for Good Fairy fandom with the sledge hammer. "Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" said the potential candidate for...
"And what did we find?" asked one of the supid donkeys, looking into the camera, ( although you can't see him, since this is a text story ) "slime!" "Good,...
"I will yet mean to bury you!" said the potential candidate for Good Fairy fandom in defiance, and because he was practically a broken record anyway ( although...
"Sign this," said the Puppy Dog, handing Blonde-fan Olsen a sheet of paper covered with dirty paw prints. The Puppy Dog didn't know how to write, but didn't...
"That's better," said one of the stupid donkeys, admiring his handiwork. He had just crossed out "Touche's Story" and written "Fan Fiction" as the new title....
Then the fight was on. The three stupid donkeys surrounded the Old Witch and belabored her with whatever was handy, while the Old Witch fought in a much more...
"Don't forget the 'field of dreams'!" said the Old Witch, her voice muffled somewhat by the bag they'd put over her. The Old Witch was always trying to make...
"Now to read some Hemingway," said the Old Witch, who was usually illiterate, but would occasionally read something Bebop disliked, just to provoke him. She...
"What are you fighting about?" the Good Fairy's boyfriend asked Abbott and Costello and Mr. Fields. The Good Fairy's boyfriend was being a cop in this story,...
"That shouldn't have happened!" complained one of the stupid donkeys who had been watching the television. "The Good Fairy's boyfriend isn't worthy of her!"...
The Skeletons fought grimly on but could see that although they had supernatural strength on their side, their opponents more than made up for it in terms of...
Back Aboard the SHIP, Redbeard, the Elles, and assorted crew members rushed inside to fight the ghosts. There was the ghost of a headless lion tamer and the...
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