"That stuff you've been writing about us is no good!" one of the three stupid donkeys said to Bebop. It didn't matter much which one it was that said that,...
"And our adventures always have believeable and consistent charachterization!" said one of the stupid donkeys, it not mattering much, as they all thought the...
We open with the "Donkey Tales" theme song, which consists chiefly of the words "Donkey Tales!" and "woo-woo!" done in a none-too-good imitation of the Little...
The next episode opens with the same catchy ( ? ) theme song, intended to stick in your craw like some bad grub so you'll find yourself repeating it endlessly...
"Me hate work, love laziness!" says Frankenstien, suddenly next to Willy, who is operating the controls. When he's closer, it can be seen that "Frankenstien"...
So the three stupid donkeys set to work building a windmill out of stones, using ones from the castle that Frankenstien had blown up. They liked the idea of...
The three stupid donkeys did the work of ten jackasses building the donkey tower. They had to, since the horse wouldn't help, and because their stupidity made...
While the Donkeys labored like Hercules, a bum with a little mustache stood up on a soapbox and gave speeches for a while, but Willy said to pay no attention...
The three stupid donkeys sat, stunned for the moment into immobility by the total destruction of their magnificent project. Back behind them, the explosion...
So the three stupid donkeys continued in their magnificent labors for the amusement of the audience, ignoring all that went on behind them, especially the girl...
I suppose the other members that had been following my story were wondering what was going on with it. I only had this group to post the story in to start...
All of a sudden, the Three Stupid Donkeys appeared to be in the 1950's, a favorite period in Donkey history even though it also happened to be the favorite of...
Our next exciting episode begins once again with the "catchy" Donkey Tales theme song once again. Most of us are heartily sick of that thing by now, but the...
"It's Clearisil the Beansick Bean Serpent!" says one of the Three Donkey Beanys, stupidly. It doesn't matter which, they all feel the same. "Beany Boy!" says...
But the Three Stupid Donkeys are back on their feet again immediately afterwards, immediately recovering from the fight like cartoon charachters always do. You...
Meanwhile, the Mean Old Captain has gone into his box again, to get his booze. You are supposed to think he's some sort of a puppet or something, but that's...
"I'm coming, Three Stupid Donkey Beanys!" says Clearisil the Beansick Bean Serpent, flying through the air with a big stick in his mouth. He swings it at the...
The Three Stupid Donkey Beanys are at the rail again, they think this is such a huge joke they have to stick it in there every chance they get. Also, they are...
While he made the Three Stupid Donkey Beanys do all the work, the Mean Old Captain sat on an upside-down bucket and read "The Beano", one of the comic books he...
The good ship "Lena the Hyena" suddenly screeches to a stop. The figurehead of Lena the Hyena screeches aloud, as a matter of fact. They have reached the...
"Glug! Glug! Glug!" goes the Mean Old Captain from the Captain's cabin, as he calls the box where he's stashed his booze. The Three Stupid Donkey Beanys will...
"I'm coming, Stupid Donkey Beanys!" says Clearisil the Beansick Bean Serpent, flying through the air with a big stick in his mouth. BAM! He hits the Three...
"We are the advertisers, and we don't like how you're not living up to your part of the bargain!" a couple of big, mean-looking guys say to the Three Stupid...
"What did you hit us for?" says one of the Three Stupid Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same, and what they feel appears to be...
They struggle on and on through seemingly endless jungle, the terrific effort of the Three Stupid Donkey Beanies being intended to equal their heroic effort in...
"Ack!" says one of the Three Stupid Donkeys, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same. "The cannibals!" says another Donkey, as stupid as the first....
"Let's get out of here!" screeches Acne Rabbit. The Acne kids all take off running so fast they don't take any of the pin-up pictures, although they run into...
They run to the cave, which is dark and spooky and full of bats. It should be. It was stolen from the Batman show, along with the sound effects. But there is...
Another adventure begins, so we have to sit through that awful "Donkey Tales" theme song one more time. Stick your fingers in your ears and it might help. Or...
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