"Oh no!" said one of the three stupid Beany Donkeys, it not mattering much which. They all felt the same. "It's too terrible for words! Even 'Hee-haw'!" said...
"KFC!" said one of the Three Stupid Beany Donkeys, it not mattering much which. They all felt the same. "KFC!" said another Beany Donkey, as stupid as the...
A mushroom cloud soars into the heavens, and we cut to a scene of the Three Stupid Donkeys in the hospital. They are literally covered with bandages. On the...
"AIIIIEEEEE!" screeched the three Stupid Beany Donkeys, falling into an open grave, which naturally had a tombstone at the end of it which said "The Three...
The Ghoul threw a switch on some sort of superscientiffic equiptment that all of a sudden was just there, and there were a lot of sparks and stuff like that,...
The Ghoul threw a switch on some sort of superscientiffic equiptment that all of a sudden was just there, and there were a lot of sparks and stuff like that,...
The Mean Old Captain came back out of his booze locker, threw down an empty bottle, and said, "Back to work, men! Time to make us rich!" "We don't know how to...
We have to sit through another round of the annoying "Donkey Tales" theme like we do at the start of every episode, with the usual accompanying dumb donkey...
I added a comic book story called "Lockjaw the Alligator" to the files section. It was drawn by Jack Kirby, who created or helped to create "Captain America"...
I put a Sunday Pogo page in the files section that had Churchy Turtle in it. I also put in a "Secret Agent X-9" strip that had a girl pilot named "Vera". - the...
In a trice, the three Stupid Donkey Beanys ran back into the frame carrying Bebop and the Lovable Loretta. They were both considerably bigger than either of...
"What unfair labor conditions! said the Lovable Loretta. "You're right, Lovable Loretta! I didn't even get any pie or cake or candy or cookies or ice cream!"...
"I think this story should be done as a monologue," said one of the three Stupid Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all felt the same. "You're...
The three Stupid Donkey Beanys were too busy fighting to notice, even though they were also Lovable Loretta fans and would have cheered or something, it being...
As the Donkey narration informed everyone that the story was set in a cornfield that had been a graveyard, the scene shifted through shoddy special effects to...
"Not even the baseball comissioners!" added the three Stupid Donkey Beanys, each of whom ignored the other two and continued to pretend that he alone was...
"Aiieeeeee!" screeched all three of the Stupid Donkey Beanys, although you were only supposed to notice one of them, according to them. It made no sense at...
"Now to get the other baseball comissioner!" said the three Stupid Donkey Beanys. There were three stupid baseball comissioners in this story, naturally, just...
"Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw!" laugh the stupid Donkey Baseball players, only they want you to think that only one of them is doing it. "Now we can go on doing...
Somehow in the next shot of walking down the hall the blood is missing, maybe it's the same shot that they already had, or maybe it's just that the budget...
But in the next shot of walking down the hall, the blood is all gone again, or at least, all the ketchup is gone. It looks even stranger than it did before,...
Somehow, all the gore is gone from the next scene, although it previously was shown to cover the entire world, so you would have thought it would have been in...
The three Stupid Donkey Beanys sit there with stupid looks on their faces and stars orbiting their craniums, just like in the cartoons. "Oh no!" they say as...
There is another swell of triumphal music ( or the sound of a little kid banging on a lawn mower, if you want to be precise ) and then they go to a scene of...
"What a magnificent triumph!" said one of the three stupid Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all felt the same. "It was even stupider than the...
The three Stupid Donkey Beanys gazed sadly at the empty ice-cream buckets, cake boxes, cookie boxes, candy wrappers, etc. that were all that was left of their...
Next episode opens with the very same obnoxious Donkey theme song and film clip sequence, Donkeys aren't very creative. I wouldn't look at it if I were you, or...
The socks are so dirty ( that's why they're black, they were white to begin with ) that they raise so much dust that you can't see what's going on any more,...
Charlie Brown bounces off a wall and falls to the floor, where he bounces up and down several times before coming to a stop. Somebody holds up a pin-up picture...
"Remember how miserable you were when we got that nasty cat?" said Bebop, refering to the cat sock puppet, which is in the cartoon, too. "It used to bite you...
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