"Meow!" says Nasty Cat, pointing a gun at the three stupid Donkey Beanys. "Woof!" says Bad Dog, pointing a gun at the three stupid Donkey Beanys. "Hic!" says a...
"You guys ain't so smart," says one of the three stupid Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same. "We've got something up our...
"I'd better check my supplies," says the Mean Old Man, ducking into his booze locker again, the way he always does whenever there's trouble on this show, or...
"The treasure!" says one of the three Stupid Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same. "It's gone!" says another Donkey Beany, as...
The next episode begins, and we have to sit through the irritating "Donkey Tales" theme once again, to be followed by the "Didee Donkeys" theme once again,...
"How will we find the treasure now?" asks one of the three Stupid Didee Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same. "How did we find it...
"Isn't science wonderful?" asks one of the three Stupid Didee Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same. "It is," says another Didee...
The three Stupid Didee Donkey Beanys are at absolutely the lowest point of their career, at least, if you ignore their impossibly vast number of past lowest...
The pin-up pictures of the Farmer's Daughter seem to go on and on forever, and why not? Does anybody actually want to look at the Three Stupid Didee Donkey...
"We, the fans, care!" say three voices that sound suspiciously like the three Stupid Didee Donkey Beanys, although you are supposed to think as you watch that...
There is a pause as the three Stupid Didee Donkey Beanys look expectantly at the camera, and the pause just seems to go on and on, like the pin-up picture...
The longer the three Stupid Didee Donkey Beanys wait, the madder they get. "Isn't anyone going to say they believe in us?" one of them asks. It doesn't matter...
"I can't believe they don't believe in us!" said one of the three Stupid Didee Donkey Beanys. "I can't believe they don't beieve in us!" said another Didee...
There just doesn't seem to be any way out of their dilemma, according to the three Stupid Didee Donkey Beanys, so they just quit. They don't show themselves...
The next episode starts with the nauseating "Donkey Tales" theme again the same as it always did, it looks like things are back to more or less what passes for...
"Sucess!" says one of the three Stupid Mad Scientist Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same. "Sucess!" says another Mad Scientist...
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"Now, go forth and do what you were designed to do," says one of the three Stupid Mad Scientist Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all feel the...
"What collossal terror! What unspeakable horror! What tremendous terrors will the monster next unleash upon the unsuspecting world?" the narration asks. "Are...
"The world has been thrown into an uproar by the master monster's supreme villainy!" the narration informs us. It's a good thing, too, because we wouldn't have...
"Is there no hope for the world? Will the terror ever end? Can no one stop this monster?" asks the announcer. The announcer sounds like one of the three Stupid...
"It sure looks like it," says the monster, in what sounds like the voice of one of the three Stupid Donkey Beanys, although you are supposed to think it is...
"It sure looks like it," says one of the three Stupid Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all sound the same, and they all sound the same as the...
After un-smashing every house on the street, the monster snowball flies right back at the monster, who'd thrown it in the first place. "Aieeeeeeeeee!"...
It's time for another episode. Again our ears are assaulted by the nauseating "Donkey Tales" theme song, as if we hadn't heard it far too many times before....
"What do we do now?" asks one of the three Stupid Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same. "We don't really know anything about...
"Ouch!" says one of the three Stupid Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same. "Ouch!" says another Donkey Beany, as stupid as the...
Soon the three Stupid Donkey Beany Selfs come upon a groups of seven little men. They are the Saccharinites, who were last seen in one of their favorite...
"Oh no!" says one of the three stupid Donkey Beany Selfs, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same. "What will we do now?" asks another Donkey Beany...
The fight seems to go on forever, with everyone fighting everybody over who likes the Farmer's Daughter best, and frequent cutaways to her pictures to let...
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