"The world has been thrown into an uproar by the master monster's supreme villainy!" the narration informs us. It's a good thing, too, because we wouldn't have...
"Is there no hope for the world? Will the terror ever end? Can no one stop this monster?" asks the announcer. The announcer sounds like one of the three Stupid...
"It sure looks like it," says the monster, in what sounds like the voice of one of the three Stupid Donkey Beanys, although you are supposed to think it is...
"It sure looks like it," says one of the three Stupid Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all sound the same, and they all sound the same as the...
After un-smashing every house on the street, the monster snowball flies right back at the monster, who'd thrown it in the first place. "Aieeeeeeeeee!"...
It's time for another episode. Again our ears are assaulted by the nauseating "Donkey Tales" theme song, as if we hadn't heard it far too many times before....
"What do we do now?" asks one of the three Stupid Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same. "We don't really know anything about...
"Ouch!" says one of the three Stupid Donkey Beanys, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same. "Ouch!" says another Donkey Beany, as stupid as the...
Soon the three Stupid Donkey Beany Selfs come upon a groups of seven little men. They are the Saccharinites, who were last seen in one of their favorite...
"Oh no!" says one of the three stupid Donkey Beany Selfs, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same. "What will we do now?" asks another Donkey Beany...
The fight seems to go on forever, with everyone fighting everybody over who likes the Farmer's Daughter best, and frequent cutaways to her pictures to let...
Happy Thanksgiving to all the members of the club, and even to the members of the Tortoise's Hell Society. Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw! - the living Farmer's...
The three Stupid Donkey Beanys continue on their self quest, not knowing if or when they might find their selfs, even though they have already managed to find...
"Oh no!" says one of the three stupid Donkey Beany selfs, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same. "What will we do now?" asks another Donkey Beany...
The fight seems to go on forever, maybe even longer than the last one, with everyone fighting over the Farmer's Daughter and frequent cutaways to her pictures...
The three Stupid Donkey Beanys continue on their self quest, not knowing if or when they might find their selfs, even though they have twice managed to find...
They roll over and over, fighting with desperate desmondness ( being a fan of that too, though seldom do they indeed find it these days ), and finally falling...
"Desperate Desmond" was an old comic strip, these guys are showing their age again. "Bottom-ugly Bastards" was inspired by a kind of a gross cartoon, these...
"What do we do now?" asked one of the three Bottom-ugly Bastards, it not mattering much which. They're all just as stupid. "I don't know," said another...
Just when the fighting was at it's most intense, three more figures stepped into view- Charlie Brown, The Rat, and The Puppy Dog. They knew what was going to...
If I took you out of the club, it would consider you "banned" and you wouldn't be able to rejoin, so it would be better if you took yourself out of the club....
I put a Super Turtle story in the files section. Super Turtle is like a turtle version of Superman that they had in DC comics in the 1960's. This one is from...
"Happy Easter from the Tortoise's Hell Society!" typed the three stupid Donkey Beanies, in the stupidest way possible. One of them kicked at the keys with his...
this is EXCERPT from my new fabel a work in progress The Hare and the Turtle 11010 CharlaXFabels The momentum of the rarebit moved him out over the overhanging...
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