Happy Thanksgiving to all the members of the club, and even to the members of the Tortoise's Hell Society. Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw! - the living Farmer's...
The three Stupid Donkey Beanys continue on their self quest, not knowing if or when they might find their selfs, even though they have already managed to find...
"Oh no!" says one of the three stupid Donkey Beany selfs, it not mattering much which. They all feel the same. "What will we do now?" asks another Donkey Beany...
The fight seems to go on forever, maybe even longer than the last one, with everyone fighting over the Farmer's Daughter and frequent cutaways to her pictures...
The three Stupid Donkey Beanys continue on their self quest, not knowing if or when they might find their selfs, even though they have twice managed to find...
They roll over and over, fighting with desperate desmondness ( being a fan of that too, though seldom do they indeed find it these days ), and finally falling...
"Desperate Desmond" was an old comic strip, these guys are showing their age again. "Bottom-ugly Bastards" was inspired by a kind of a gross cartoon, these...
"What do we do now?" asked one of the three Bottom-ugly Bastards, it not mattering much which. They're all just as stupid. "I don't know," said another...
Just when the fighting was at it's most intense, three more figures stepped into view- Charlie Brown, The Rat, and The Puppy Dog. They knew what was going to...
If I took you out of the club, it would consider you "banned" and you wouldn't be able to rejoin, so it would be better if you took yourself out of the club....
I put a Super Turtle story in the files section. Super Turtle is like a turtle version of Superman that they had in DC comics in the 1960's. This one is from...
"Happy Easter from the Tortoise's Hell Society!" typed the three stupid Donkey Beanies, in the stupidest way possible. One of them kicked at the keys with his...
this is EXCERPT from my new fabel a work in progress The Hare and the Turtle 11010 CharlaXFabels The momentum of the rarebit moved him out over the overhanging...
Sure, you can write about Touche Turtle here, and it's ok to put in other charachters that aren't even turtles. I've been getting behind in writing stuff in...
I had started a story here myself: it got to be much too involved and I broke it down into several different component parts and started a different group for...
CLEVELAND, April 16 /PRNewswire/ -- Cleveland Metroparks Zoo today announced the discovery of a critically endangered turtle in northern Vietnam that...
The Old Witch thought long and hard. There was a smell like something burning, the inevitable result of that process. The smell was suspiciously like burning...
The Old Witch sneaked out of the basement of the Charitable Institution where she was in the habit of sleeping, and stole one of their little red kettles,...
"Boom!" all of a sudden, there was the sound of thunder, and it started to rain. The burning garbage in the bucket was as thoroughly extinguished as though by...
In the darkness of the basement of the Charitable Institution, a seance was taking place. The seance was being held by the Old Witch. It was being held there...
"And now, to ensure my ultimate triumph, I will offer up a sacrifice!" the Old Witch said. She peered downwards, as though looking for someone far below. "I'm...
"We'll go to the graveyard," said the Old Witch. "That's always a good place to get votes. Besides, I like the graveyard anyway!" The Old Witch liked the...
This line of reasoning, or more likely, this sheer unreasoning lust for power, started the Old Witch singing. A thing neither pleasent to hear nor to behold....
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