"When do we get rich quick?" the greedy cat asked, impatiently. "First we have to solve a case that nobody else can solve," the Old Witch said. "Then we'll...
"How much treasure was it that you said was missing?" asked the Old Witch. It was obvious what her priorities were, too! "All the-" began the first weird...
It has been some time since I visited the group. I had discontinued my Touche Turtle story here a while back and started several other groups of my own to run...
I complained to yahoo about the club's being re-classified as an "adult" club, but I haven't heard back from them yet. Actually I've had this happen to several...
The Old Witch threw the three weird creatures into the dumpster as she had no intention of doing anything of any kind for them, then she started out to solve...
The Old Witch produced a black bag seemingly from nowhere, much as the Devil had done earlier, and proceeded to stuff stuff into the bag. "This black magic bag...
The Old Witch and her Black Cat finished with the garbage and went on. The Old Witch didn't go very fast, but you were supposed to think this is a very...
The Old Witch proceeded to stuff stuff into her black magic bag again, just like the last time. "This black magic bag really is a wonderful invention, and it's...
The Old Witch finally finished loading garbage into her black magic bag, and they went on. They didn't go very fast, but you're supposed to think this is a...
The Old Witch stuffed all sorts of stuff in her black magic bag, but one thing she didn't take was a statue of a black bird . "I don't know why anyone would...
"We found a lot of good stuff all right," said the cat, "but what about the money? Where is all the money in the world?" "Oh, it's right here!" said the Old...
"Hey!" yelled the Fat Man, who had just emerged from his house, "come back with my all the money in the world!" "Nyah! Nyah! Finders keepers, losers weepers!"...
"Home again, home again, jiggity-jog!" said the Old Witch. Actually she was a homeless bum, but she'd gotten back to the Charitable Institution again, where...
The three weird creatures surrounded the Old Witch, menacing her with their vicious-looking submachine guns. There was nothing she could do withough getting...
The last line should have read "fowl" instead of "foul", the villians supposedly being birds. - the living Old Witch fan ... with ... do ... that ... the ... ...
"That wasn't any better than your last story," Bebop told the Old Witch. "What was the matter with it?" asked the Old Witch. "You murdered your supporting cast...
Our story has it's beginnings many years ago, just like it always does. That way the Old Witch doesn't have to think up anything different. And she likes the...
"What a story!" says Kirk, listening to the Devil Head at the Dingy Diner again. "Yeah!" says the Little Red-Headed Girl, who sounds kind of funny this time....
Kirk opened his eyes, then shut them again, because he didn't like what he saw. He thought it must be a bad dream. But when he opened them again, it was still...
Kirk opened his eyes, then shut them again, because he didn't like what he saw. He thought it must be a bad dream. But when he opened them again, it was still...
I'd forgotten to put in that the Old Witch and her cat each had a black ring around one eye, that was kind of important in the story, so I put that in and...
"Why have you brought me here?" asked Kirk, still a little groggy. "We're being invaded by Elephant People!" the Old Witch said. "They're scientifically...
"We're being attacked by an Elephant ship!" the Old Witch says, pointing to a tv set that has seen better days. Dimly visible on it's screen is a scene of an...
"But we aren't finished," said the Old Witch. "We still have to keep the elephant people that have already landed from conquering the world!" "Just beam us...
"We never have landings like that on my show!" complained Kirk. "Think of it as added drama," said the Old Witch. "Think maybe I'll switch shows!" complained...
The Old Witch pushed her shopping cart with her cat in it down the same old alley, only this time Captain Kirk was with them. You're supposed to think this is...
The elephant persons carry our heroes for some distance, finally coming to an African village of grass huts which they have stolen from the natives. This makes...
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