"Sure, I'm a copycat!" says the cat. "In fact, I think I'll copy you right now!" and with that, he whips out a piece of paper, slaps it over the old witch, and...
Meanwhile, the cat thinks this is such a good gimmick that he's tracing the Crazy Woman, who is picking through some trash like usual. Finishing, he holds it...
"You can't do that!" says the President of the United States, stepping up and unleashing a tremendous haymaker with sound effects stolen from Batman, and this...
The president and the cat sit with their feet up on the desk in the basement of the charitable institution, just like the Old Witch would have done if she...
"When do we get rich quick?" says the greedy cat. "What the %*~$ do I want to be rich for?" says the president. "I already done that once, and it didn't work....
Suddenly, the door opens, and in walks the Fabulous Babe. You can tell she's the Fabulous Babe, because she's wearing a name tag that says so. Although as...
"As I recall, that commie pinko creep Dashiel Hammet pretended that the black bird was of trememdous importance, but it turned out that it wasn't," the...
The commie pinko weirdo Dashiell Hammet was trying to put together a crossword puzzle, one that had a jackass in the picture, but he seemed to be having...
Commie pinko weirdo Dashiell Hammet stopped and scratched his head, smearing his red color somewhat. It seemed to him he'd missed something, but he didn't know...
Commie pinko weirdo Dashiell Hammet scratched his head, smearing his red color some more. It seemed to him that he was overlooking something again, but he...
Commie pinko weirdo Dashiell Hammet scratched his head again. That red color was getting all over the place. He looked like a comic book that had been printed...
Commie pinko weirdo Dashiell Hammet scratched his head again. The red was really getting all over the place now, but maybe he didn't need it any more if...
The Old Witch was still chained to the wall of the basement under the Charitable Institution, but nobody was paying any attention to her because it wasn't her...
Then the Old Witch woke up in the basement of the Charitable Institution, which was still standing, and realized it had all been a dream. "It's still here!"...
"Wasn't that the most wonderfullest, most terrifficest, most super- collossal adventure ever?" the Old Witch asked Bebop. "It was about the same as usual for...
Our story's beginnings go way back to the distant past, which is something like saying "Once upon a time," when you think about it. The three stupid Donkey...
"What a story!" says Captain Kirk, listening to the Devil Head back at the Dingy Diner. It's like he was in reruns or something, but then, he usually is...
The Old Witch and the Black Cat sit at the desk in the basement of the Charitable Institution, just like at the start of every adventure. The sign on the wall...
"What happens now is that we go down the alley again, just like in every adventure!" says the Black Cat, now transmogrified to looking just like the Old Witch....
What happens next is that the Old Witch, now transmogrified to look like the cat, goes over to where the president of the United States is picking through the...
"I've got to work a counter-spell to undo the spell that changed me into being the president of the United States!" thought the Witch Doctor. "And because it...
"He fixed himself now!" says the Old Witch. "Just when the Witch Doctor finally got to be president, he turns himself into a dead duck! And a duck never got to...
"Oh no!" says the Old Witch. "Now there's two of them!" "Yes," says the Witch Doctor, "Now there's two of us, and we both have an equal chance at the...
"Now I'm just as horrible as you are!" says the Old Witch, evily. You are supposed to think of her as even more horrible as a dead duck, although such would...
Next we see the Devil head at the Dingy Diner again. It's time for another commercial, just like on PBS. "Boys and girls! How would you like to have a...
The three Dead Duck Zombies ( formerly the Old Witch, the Witch Doctor, and the President of the United States ) quickly construct an atomic reactor in the...
"The atomic reactor in the basement is out of control!" one of the Charitable Institutioners crys as he bursts into the room. "That's terrible! I'll have to do...
"The Charitable Institution Keeper has been overpowered by the runaway radiation!" gasps the Charitable Institutioner who had brought him to the basement in...
"Our fellow Charitable Institutioner has been overcome by mutant radiation!" gasps one Charitable Institutioner to another. "Cool!" says the other Charitable...
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