The Old Witch's friends the rats and roaches gathered round in the dismal darkness to entertain her. She'd named them all after her friends, or at least people...
"All this talk of bottles reminds me of something," the Old Witch said. "I stashed my alchemistry set down here in the basement before they locked me up in it....
The fat old judge snickered as he watched Archieturtle and his pals shake with fright in the cage he'd put them in, which was suspended over an enormous kettle...
A big ugly gorrilla lumbered into the darkness behind the judge, seemingly unafraid of the roaring flames in front of him. It made some noises that sounded a...
As the Gorrilla danced to the music, a chorus line of scantily clad old witches came out of the wings and danced along behind it. Missing from the line up was...
What was revealed in the glare of the overhead spotlight was a ghastly white skull, not something that would really be surprising by itself in that kind of a...
The gorrilla girl insolently made a face at the judge and then trooped off into the shadows, the other witches remaining behind in what they supposed to be a...
"I got nothing against kids," the good fairy replied as she put on the gorrilla costume, "but my boyfriend ain't exactly in a hurry to add to your audience."...
The Good Fairy walked out into the glare of the spotlight in the Gorrilla costume and began to dance. She didn't dance the same as the other girl and the...
"I lose more darn costumes that way!" the good fairy said. She winked at Touche', but wasn't sure if that had the desired effect or not while she was wearing a...
"Oops!" said the good fairy from inside the gorrilla head. She sprang for the rope and caught it, just in time to keep the cage full of turtles from plummeting...
Suddenly , the door burst open and a large bulky figure appeared in the doorway, l,ike a bigger gorilla suit topped off by a round diver's helmet with rabbit ...
"Did somebody mention diamonds?" the good fairy asked, hopefully, and from inside the Gorrilla mask. "Probably not in this story," Bebop offered, "in this one,...
"But Good Fairy, Gammera makes a great baseball diamond!" Touche' Turtle said. "See, the design is already marked out by the plates on his shell, which was...
I just thought up an ending for the last story, so I'll start another one just to keep it going. Most cartoon or comic book type of stories are more or less...
On Alcatraz Island, Judge Snograss sat dejectedly in a cell formerly occupied by Al Capone. He wished he was as famous as Al Capone instead of merely being a...
Touche' Turtle and Dumm--Dumm Dog sat in the basement of Timmy's house watching television with Timmy and Lassie, who Touche' had recently freed from the Evil...
The Good Fairy looked at the tall, dark man of mystery she called her boyfriend. Her boyfriend looked back at her, as if through glass darkly ( he insisted on...
The Lovely Rita thought back to when the Judge had sent her away to reform school when she was a little younger, knowing she was innocent, but doing it anyway....
Touche' Turtle and Dumm--Dumm Dog didn't know what to do next. They had gone to Alcatraz and went over the Judge's cell with a fine-- tooth comb and then...
"Let me have that ornery critter, and I'll learn him some manners!" said Hopalong Cassidy. "No!" said the Good Fairy. "He may be a jackass now, but he was a ...
"Let me have that ornery critter, and I'll learn him some manners!" said Hopalong Cassidy. "No!" said the Good Fairy. "He may be a jackass now, but he was a ...
"I don't see why," J. Edgar said, " I put a tail on Pogo Possum because I suspected him of being involved in subversive activities." "Did he hang from it?"...
"Getting back to the Donkey," said Perry Mason, "I think I ought to point out that he has the right to counsel if any charges are brought against him, and that...
"All that should really be necessary is to take him back to the magic island," said the Good Fairy, leading the donkeyfied fan away, her boyfriend sidekick in...
The Good Fairy and her boyfriend sidekick paused outside of Alcatraz, unable to proceed further because the donkeyfied fan had run around and around until his...
That night, a strange thing happened as Touche' slept. As his magic sword hung upon the wall, almost imperceptably tiny creatures crept off of it to the floor....
"I did it!" cried the little human bean in the lead. "I got Touche' Turtle himself to get us out of Alcatraz, by shrinking us all to the size of iron fillings...
It had been the intention of the little creeps to creep out under the door, but they were frustrated in their ambitions by some weatherstripping. Touche'...
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