The Good Fairy and her boyfriend sidekick paused outside of Alcatraz, unable to proceed further because the donkeyfied fan had run around and around until his...
That night, a strange thing happened as Touche' slept. As his magic sword hung upon the wall, almost imperceptably tiny creatures crept off of it to the floor....
"I did it!" cried the little human bean in the lead. "I got Touche' Turtle himself to get us out of Alcatraz, by shrinking us all to the size of iron fillings...
It had been the intention of the little creeps to creep out under the door, but they were frustrated in their ambitions by some weatherstripping. Touche'...
The Three Monkey Monsters argued amoungst themselves for a while, then the one who liked to speak evil spoke up. "Why don't we just return to our normal size...
pardon the editorial comment, but that has got to be one of the STUPIDER plans I have ever heard! Best wishes, Dale D. ... __________________________________ ...
Touche' decided to eat beans for breakfast. He'd dreamed about beans all night long, so naturally he started thinking about beans again as soon as he got up,...
Touche went to get the beans, then a strange thing happened. As he reached out for the bag, it suddenly jumped out of reach. "I thought those were pinto...
The bag of beans jumped all over the room, and if anyone other than a superheroic turtle had been chasing them at extraturtle speed, the outcome would have...
Accident--prone Bear smacked his lips as he carried his pot full of beans down the bunny trail, thinking of how good they'd be once he got them home and put...
Judge Snograss' steely eyes stole a glance at the steel surfaces that surrounded him. He should have reflected on how a life of stealing might result in...
The Old Witch and her spooky--looking black cat did a voodoo dance around a bucket full of burning garbage out in back of the building where she'd been locked...
"What's that terrible smell?" asked The Beautiful Verna, who had taken over the charitable institution with her associated do-- gooders in hopes of assisting...
Meanwhile, Accident--prone bear had gone back home to the hollow tree--house where he lived. "Dum--de--dumm--dumm--dumm!" he said, mainly because that was what...
Accident--prone bear scratched his shaggy head, thinking. "Ouch," he said, realizing that he had accidentally scratched himself. "Maybe it's just as well I...
"Had any good accidents lately?" Marty Stouffer asked. Accident--Prone Bear nodded. "I just had a real good one when I got back, but lucky I didn't spill the...
"Oh no!" gasped the Judge. Just when he thought he was safe, somebody showed up that knew how to cook beans, or at least, what he thought was beans, although a...
But shout as they might, the beans ( human and otherwise ) in the pot simply could not make themselves heard by Marty Stouffer and Accident--Prone Bear,...
Marty Stouffer carried the pot of beans over to the stove, beaming happily. He was doing what he thought he did best, teaching the creatures of the wild things...
"Ah, but neither Murphy nor yourself had figured on the little black duck who always blows out matches!" said the duck, sticking his head out of the oven and...
Suddenly, a blast of water from a fire hose hit the bucket of garbage the old witch was burning behind the Charitable Institution, extinguishing it. "So ends...
Marty Stouffer tried starting his atomic blowtorch again, but it still didn't work. He couldn't understand it. There didn't seem to be anything wrong with it...
I HEREBY CHALLENGE THE ELDERS Posted By: DarrelWhitewolf Date: Monday, 24 May 2004, 8:16 a.m. I Darrel Whitewolf, elder of Cherokee decent, with this powerful ...
This message is off--topic, because this club is about turtles. Touche' turtle and the other heroes of our little story fight against evil without worrying too...
"It's a miracle!" Doctor Ofnone told his nurse, Fawn. The two were both Indians, something that had not become apparent until just now, since they had only...
BTW, I can testify to the fact that the "Indian" characters just introduced are in fact pre-existing characters of Benny's, he has had them several years. best...
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