BTW, I can testify to the fact that the "Indian" characters just introduced are in fact pre-existing characters of Benny's, he has had them several years. best...
"I'll bring the beans," Accident--Prone Bear offered as Marty Stouffer started out to start a campfire Indian--style. The Bear picked up the pot off the stove,...
Bear and beans flew out the door in a wonderful ballastic trajectory that was a pleasure to behold. It was likely that the bear wouldn't have been able to...
"Contraband?" Marty Stouffer asked, "how could them beans be contraband?" "There's a law against pot!" the daring D.A. said. "There oughta be," said...
Touche' wondered what had happened to the beans. He wondered what had happened to the Judge, too. He was even beginning to wonder if there might be some sort...
"Say Dumm--Dumm, I just had an idea," Touche' told his doggie sidekick. "Gee, I wish I had one of those," Dumm--Dumm said. "Well, I'll let you have it then,"...
Dumm--Dumm Dog sniffed around the kitchen, but was unable to smell anything but the old familiar smells that were always there, even beans, although those...
As Dumm--Dumm dog followed the trail, he noticed a curious thing. "That smell like a bunch of stuff was spilled is all through here!" he told Touche'. "If they...
The trail of mixed smells led at length to a hollow tree house in the woods. There was a lot of junk laying around, most of it broken. "Gee, Touche', looks...
Judge Snograss and his henchmen, now restored to their original sizes, were sitting around a table in their spooky and poorly illuminated hideout, which was...
The Judge paused a moment to let the full import of that statement sink in. Pobeeb snored noisily nearby, oblivious to the meaningful message. The Three Monkey...
"Order in the court!" declared Judge Snograss, banging his dead cat head on a stick down on his bench as if it were a gavel. Actually, it was, sort of. He'd...
(The Judge had of course heard of the escape artist who ordered a cheeseburger and fries after every daring escape he made: the judge was pleased at himself...
background article at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/LeagueOfTheLastDays/message/418 ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ was long in yoga/meditation -- the falun dafa -- last night...
"Gotcha!" cried Charlie Brown as he threw a sack over the Little Red Headed Girl. "Let me go!" demanded the little Red--Headed girl, struggling inside the...
"Trying to make me a bag lady! The very idea!" said the Little Red-- Headed girl, indignantly. She went on her way, ignoring the inert form of Charlie Brown,...
After the Little Red--Headed Girl had gone on a way, she noticed that some weird--looking charachters were following her. They were the Three Monkey Monsters,...
The Three Monkey Monsters looked for evil, listened for evil, and spoke evil respectively as they came closer, and took out brown bags from their Monkey...
"I don't understand why all those weirdoes want to carry me off in a bag!" the Little Red--Headed Girl said. "You're a firecracker, that's why!" Charlie Brown...
Timmy and Lassie had been locked in the dungeon by the evil judge again, but since the dungeon was ordinarily Timmy's playroom, things weren't as bad as they...
Touche' Turtle and Dumm--Dumm Dog came upon Bebop and the old witch, traveling slowly down a path in the darkest part of the woods. "Hello, Bebop," said...
"I thought you two were mad at each other," Touche said to Bebop. "We are," said Bebop. "Not that we let it stand in the way of a fast buck. I figured if we...
They went along the path a little way, the stick jumping around like crazy in the old witch's hands, when suddenly, as they went round a mulberry bush as a...
"That's not Timmy!" Bebop complained to the old witch. "Well, I didn't exactly say he was," said the old witch. "I said he was a white boy." "That I am!" said...
"We're all looking for a little boy with a collie dog," Touche' Turtle said. "Do you know anything about them?" "I'm not sure," said the little black duck,...
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