After the Little Red--Headed Girl had gone on a way, she noticed that some weird--looking charachters were following her. They were the Three Monkey Monsters,...
The Three Monkey Monsters looked for evil, listened for evil, and spoke evil respectively as they came closer, and took out brown bags from their Monkey...
"I don't understand why all those weirdoes want to carry me off in a bag!" the Little Red--Headed Girl said. "You're a firecracker, that's why!" Charlie Brown...
Timmy and Lassie had been locked in the dungeon by the evil judge again, but since the dungeon was ordinarily Timmy's playroom, things weren't as bad as they...
Touche' Turtle and Dumm--Dumm Dog came upon Bebop and the old witch, traveling slowly down a path in the darkest part of the woods. "Hello, Bebop," said...
"I thought you two were mad at each other," Touche said to Bebop. "We are," said Bebop. "Not that we let it stand in the way of a fast buck. I figured if we...
They went along the path a little way, the stick jumping around like crazy in the old witch's hands, when suddenly, as they went round a mulberry bush as a...
"That's not Timmy!" Bebop complained to the old witch. "Well, I didn't exactly say he was," said the old witch. "I said he was a white boy." "That I am!" said...
"We're all looking for a little boy with a collie dog," Touche' Turtle said. "Do you know anything about them?" "I'm not sure," said the little black duck,...
"I don't like the sound of that story either," said Bebop. "They took the kid away from his family, where he belonged." "It sounds all right to me," said the...
"It's supposed to be funny," said the little black duck. "Of course, this story may also have moments of high drama, such as the suffering of the succotash." ...
"Oh, I could do much better than that," said Bebop, sitting down at a computer terminal in the middle of the woods that appeared to have formed naturally out...
"When I grow up, I want to be just like the good fairy!" beamed the old witch, admiringly. "What do you mean, when you grow up?" asked Bebop. "Aren't you ...
she'd probably been "only 14" since the 1960's, I'll bet! ... __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? New and Improved Yahoo! Mail - 100MB free...
"Reguardless of her age, it's a commendable thing that she wants to be like the Good Fairy and do good deeds," said Touche' Turtle. "Oh, I want to be just like...
"Bebop's one of my fans," said the Good Fairy, "Which means he's also one of my stooges. Stooges ain't like ordinairy people. You can knock 'em around all day...
"I'm not sure this slapping business is a good idea," Touche' said. "You don't slap your boyfriend like that, do you?" "Not him," the Good Fairy admitted...
Meanwhile, unknownst to the heroic turtle and his dashing sidekicks, the villianous Pobeeb had snuck up behind them and set fire to the woods. "Here's where I...
But though Pobeeb thought he really had it in for the others, he wasn't too sure about the Old Witch, since Pobeeb hated everyone that Bebop liked and it...
Soive him right if Touche has to save him too, da doity rat! best wishes, Dale D. ... __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail - 50x more...
Touche's keen super--turtle hearing detected a cry for help over the crackling of flames. "Touche' away!" he said, and quick as a bunny ( if not quicker, for...
But the forrest was filling with a red tide of destruction almost faster than you could say, "Boo Pobeeb!" and it began to look as though they might yet become...
"We'll all climb on that giant rock over there," Touche' Turtle decided. "That will keep us some distance from the flames. "That, or gut and crawl into a...
The flaming forrest roared louder and the fire leapt higher, and the underbrush around the boulder began to smolder. "I'm sorry now I ever set fire to the...
BTW, for those not in the know, the "White Boy" business was an old newspaper comic strip and "White Boy" and this Indian chick got caught out in a prairie ...
The Turtle Girl saw The Little Red--Headed Girl walking down the street, holding a string that trailed behind her. "What's on the end of the string?" she asked...
Touche' Turtle, Dumm--Dumm Dog, the Good Fairy, and Bebop saw the Turtle Girl and the Little Red--headed girl walking down the street with a puppy dog. Touche'...
Only one Turtle Girl? I thought they had their own gang. With a wise old rat as their ancient master (or was that some canny alien pretending to be an ...
Although this isn't something that I used in the Touche' Turtle story, the group mentioned is led by the Turtle Girl and so was named after her, and some of...
"He's almost as good as a bloodhound, even if he doesn't look as if he had any red blood in him," said the Little Red--Headed girl. "I can track anyone by...
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