"When I grow up, I want to be just like the good fairy!" beamed the old witch, admiringly. "What do you mean, when you grow up?" asked Bebop. "Aren't you ...
she'd probably been "only 14" since the 1960's, I'll bet! ... __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? New and Improved Yahoo! Mail - 100MB free...
"Reguardless of her age, it's a commendable thing that she wants to be like the Good Fairy and do good deeds," said Touche' Turtle. "Oh, I want to be just like...
"Bebop's one of my fans," said the Good Fairy, "Which means he's also one of my stooges. Stooges ain't like ordinairy people. You can knock 'em around all day...
"I'm not sure this slapping business is a good idea," Touche' said. "You don't slap your boyfriend like that, do you?" "Not him," the Good Fairy admitted...
Meanwhile, unknownst to the heroic turtle and his dashing sidekicks, the villianous Pobeeb had snuck up behind them and set fire to the woods. "Here's where I...
But though Pobeeb thought he really had it in for the others, he wasn't too sure about the Old Witch, since Pobeeb hated everyone that Bebop liked and it...
Soive him right if Touche has to save him too, da doity rat! best wishes, Dale D. ... __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail - 50x more...
Touche's keen super--turtle hearing detected a cry for help over the crackling of flames. "Touche' away!" he said, and quick as a bunny ( if not quicker, for...
But the forrest was filling with a red tide of destruction almost faster than you could say, "Boo Pobeeb!" and it began to look as though they might yet become...
"We'll all climb on that giant rock over there," Touche' Turtle decided. "That will keep us some distance from the flames. "That, or gut and crawl into a...
The flaming forrest roared louder and the fire leapt higher, and the underbrush around the boulder began to smolder. "I'm sorry now I ever set fire to the...
BTW, for those not in the know, the "White Boy" business was an old newspaper comic strip and "White Boy" and this Indian chick got caught out in a prairie ...
The Turtle Girl saw The Little Red--Headed Girl walking down the street, holding a string that trailed behind her. "What's on the end of the string?" she asked...
Touche' Turtle, Dumm--Dumm Dog, the Good Fairy, and Bebop saw the Turtle Girl and the Little Red--headed girl walking down the street with a puppy dog. Touche'...
Only one Turtle Girl? I thought they had their own gang. With a wise old rat as their ancient master (or was that some canny alien pretending to be an ...
Although this isn't something that I used in the Touche' Turtle story, the group mentioned is led by the Turtle Girl and so was named after her, and some of...
"He's almost as good as a bloodhound, even if he doesn't look as if he had any red blood in him," said the Little Red--Headed girl. "I can track anyone by...
"That perfume is a little strong," said the Turtle Girl, attempting to be diplomatic. "I think it's peachy," said the Little Red--Headed Girl. "I would have...
They followed the Puppy Dog as he tracked Timmy and Lassie ( at least, that was what he said he was doing ), the Good Fairy putting on a little more perfume as...
All them !!@##**!! Appreciation societies seem to be the same thing over again! ... _______________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Win 1 of 4,000 free domain...
"I never heard of her," said Touche' Turtle. "Me neither," said Dumm--Dumm Dog. "Never heard of our idol?" asked the first fan, as though this were something...
I don't mind so much if they're all alike, the thing I'd complain about is when they're presenting something horrible as if it were wonderful, which is what...
"I'm not going to listen to this stuff!" said the Turtle Girl, looking affronted, "it's disgusting!" "I won't listen to it either," said the Little Red--Headed...
"That's ridiculous!" said the Turtle girl. "It was ridiculous the first time," said the Good Fairy. "And it didn't improve with age!" "You're not fooling us,"...
Wait for it, I just KNOW they're building up to asking for a donation to further their worthy cause!! ... _______________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Win 1...
The Good Fairy's fans would do that ( although I hadn't put that in the story ), but this other group is so far gone that they might not think of anything as...
"SHUT YOUR #*@* MOUTHS UP!" shouted the Good Fairy. "YOU WANT A FAT LIP OR TWO OR THREE?" "Here, here!" said the Turtle Girl. "Such conduct is unbecoming to a ...
(BTW, in case it isn't immediately clear, Benny is referring to a certain fan magazine in particular which did have exactly those things going for it!) ... ...
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